"All Hail King Torg!!!"
This one comes from the game Kobolds Ate My Baby. Yes thats right. There is a game in which you play a kobold. And the object of the game is to eat babys(or more accurately, get babys for king torgs feast before he eats you).
This game is pure slap stick. There are rules where you must perform actions, say phrases & generally make a fool of yourself in front of your friends, just to make your spells work. My favorite is the above quote of course, in which every time King Torg is mentioned, all players must yell "All Hail King Torg!!" or suffer a kobold horrible death check.
And beleive me, there are many horrible ways a kobold can die.

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