"Druid Turkey Is Tasty To Your God"
So long story short this came up in the pathfinder game. We marched our asses into the woods(me the barbarian body gaurd & the dim witted alchemist I protect) following the trail of people we are supposed to work with to stop an evil wizard.
I find evidence of a druid fighting the party in a battle(very high check on the identifying tracks). We then enter an area filled with WAY too many wild animals, & the forest is glowing green.
A TURKEY jumps out in front of us in the path & gobbles loudly. Sense motive tells me that this is not the norm for a turkey & it is obviously trying to scare us away. Then the dim witted alchemist yells "DINNER!!!" & I put my hand over his mouth.
While druid turkey is tasty to your god, druid turkey will get you one really pissed of druid trying to maim/kill you very fast. Long story short, theres a reason the alchemist has a barbarian bodyguard. ^_^
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