"John loves Betty. Betty wants to rectally violate John with a crowbar"
Apparently these days is sucks to be john!! This was one of those quotes I couldnt resist, out of the new Vampire The Requiem book "The Danse Macabre".
The book offers new systems for altered forms of morality to replace the old humanity system that we use in core Requiem games now. One of these is called "Hell Is Other People" & basically gives your relationships with other people in your day to day workings health levels. Every time you fuck them over in some meaningful way those levels go down till Betty is at lowes picking out blunt instruments with you in mind.
But this I gotta say, before I realized what this was in reference to in the book, just idly flipping through pages, out of context this phrase made me bawk a double take. That is a really bad mental image!!!

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